Thems tried to make me feel better by giving me a fresh bone and buying me a new ball but who can gnaw on a bone or play with a ball like this me wants to know??? Besides me really didn't feel to good.
Murphy who is hanging his head in shame.
This is me blog and the story of all the misadventures of me & Bugs' life.
Thems tried to make me feel better by giving me a fresh bone and buying me a new ball but who can gnaw on a bone or play with a ball like this me wants to know??? Besides me really didn't feel to good.
Murphy who is hanging his head in shame.
Doesn't them know this is where me goes to take a nap? Doesn't them know this is me private home? Doesn't them know me would never share it with a silly ole kitty? Not even Miss Pitty Pat. Here me is a convalescing puppy and needs to have me crate to go rest in and there is a kitty. Okay so they was going to take Lil to the vet and needed to be sure thems could find that silly kitty but did thems have to use me crate???
Murphy

This is the problem. Me tries really hard to be a good puppy and be trained to not jump on peoples but me gets so excited that me forgets to be a trained puppy. Like when we have company. It's the puppy's job to go meet and greet everybody. Me has to jump up to see who it is cause otherwise all me see is a row of knees. When that happens me has to go sniffing all them knees to figure out who tha company is. Then once me knows who tha company is me has to give them all big wet puppy kisses. This is the only polite thing to do.
The other thing Mommy wants me to be trained not to do is jump on her when we is outside playing. Mommy doesn't understand that part of being a boxer is running and jumping as high as me can in tha air. Me can't help it if her happens to be standing right there when me runs by and jumps up in tha air.
Getting this drivers licenses is going to be complicated. Me is going to be a year old a month from today. Me better get busy and be trained. We is going to training class tomorrow night so me will find out what else this training is all about and see if me can do it. Mommy and Daddy both say thems see some improvement in me behavior.
Murphy who wants a drivers licenses for hims birthday.

This is Champ Baywee. Hims is not to be confused with me bully pal Buttercup Baywee. Hers wears the Baywee football jersey on game days but thems is not the same persons. Champ Baywee is tha a Cornerback for tha Broncos and Baywee is a bulldog.

This is Jake tha Snake. Hims the Quarterback for tha Broncos. Mommy thinks hims looks much better with long hair and a beard. Hers likes men with long hair and beards. Daddy has a beard but hims don't have no long hair.

This is Rod Smith. Him is one of the Bronco's Wide Recivers. Hims also does pizza commercials on tha TV. Me likes pizza.
So now me has shown you some of tha Bronco's players. There's lots more important players on tha team but Mommy is making me get off of tha computer. Her says me has been on line long enough.Maybe next year me will be on the Bronco's roster. And me will be in a Bronco's jersey that say MURPHY #1 on tha back.
GO BRONCOS
Murphy tha future Bronco
Does this mean that me and mommy won't get to go to tha dog park today?? Mommy is off ya know and me was a good boy and letted her sleep until almost 8:30 this morning. This is cause me wanted to go to tha dog park and play. Now look at this sudden change in plans. It is fun to run around in that snow and maybe in a little bit mommy will come outside and sit in the hot tub while it snows. Then me could run all over tha place.
Me thinks me has had enough of this snow. Me don't have a snow suit or snow boots to wear in this kind of nasty weather. Woof, woof maybe me ought to think about going back inside until Mommy is ready to come out and play. No sense getting all cold and wet for nothing.
Buff, buff, hello Mommy, let me in please. Me is ready to come inside now. Mommy could you stop with the pictures and let me in??? Woof, woof its cold out here, let me in now. Come on mommy look at this little boxer face. It is saying "Me is ready to come inside now, honest."Okay this is better. Me will just chew on this nice chew toy that me daddy got me and wait for mommy to go outside.
Murphy
See this is mommy pretending to be Jake Plummer (only hers is prettier) and hers is getting ready to pass the ball to me. Go long Murphy!
Okay Murphy lets try this play again. Only this time you have to run it to our goal post. Lets get it right. On the count of 10.
It's Daddy's turn. Maybe hims is a better quarterback than Mommy. If thems can't get tha plays right how can me look good in these pictures. Mr Shanahan won't pick me if hims thinks me doesn't know what me is doing. Just throw tha ball! Me can catch, honest!!!
Come on Daddy, now you has to chase me and try to tackle me. Thats how thems football.players does it.
This is me touch down dance
Isn't these some awesome pictures of me playing football??? Me thinks me will make tha team for sure next year. Then when me is signed for 3 million dog bones a year me will be tha richest boxer in tha world. Then maybe the next year me can be a free agent! Look out Champ Baywee here me comes.
Murphy, the new Bronco's running back
Well about the time me thought about putting me little boxer paw on the bag to see what was in it, the bag started to move and shake all around. Now being a very smart boxer puppy (Mommy always tells me how smart me is) me knew that them plastic bags don't just move around by themselves. There was something in there and it was alive!!! Me backed up and sniffed the air to see if me could figger out what was in that bag. Buff Buff Buff (translated means MOMMY come quick theres something in here and me needs backup)
Come quick Mommy, there is something in here and it's alive. Me thinks you forgetted to take something out of there. Mommy was just laughing and asking me what was tha matter. Now that was a silly question. Couldn't hers see what was tha matter??? That ole bag was shaking and moving around and even me knows thems not suppose to do that. Me doesn't know what Mommy thinks is so funny anyway.
Me kepted smelling a smell that was really really familiar. Me couldn't quite put me little paw on it though. Me mustard up all me courage and sticked me little boxer nose in that noisy bag. Me tried not to show any fear at all as me sniffed and sniffed. And do you know what was in that ole plastic bag????
Why there was Miss PittyPat and her was just laughing and laughing at how hers and tricked me. See hers looking out the bag at me?? Now this is not a very nice thing to do to your best boxer puppy pal. Me did not think it was funny at all. Mommy thought it was a wonderful joke and was calling for Daddy to come see what Murphy had found in the bag.
Do you see what I see??? This is my kitty laughing at me!!! Well me did not think it was funny!!! How would hers like it if me did that to her??? Oh wait, now that me thinks of it me does play tricks on her sometimes. Still hers is a grown up kitty and should know better. Me is just a little boxer puppy and that is a good excuse.
Me thinks that ole kitty can just stay in her ole plastic bag. Me wouldn't care one bit and if me happens to be passing by and forgets hers is in that bag and steps on her or picks of the bag in me little mouth and carry it around to play catch with, well that would serve her right!!
Your Pal
Murphy (who thinks letting the cat out of the bag is a bad idea)
My mommy has a stuffed blue donkey just like this one that Baywee is taking a nice little nap with. That's it on top of the TV. My mommy told me that it was NOT a toy for little boxer dogs. Hers says that her two legged children gave it to her a long time ago and that it was for her and not for little boxer dogs.
Her usually keeps this blue donkey on top of her bed way up in the tall part of tha headboard so a little boxer can't get to it. Now this might seem like a very good idea to her, but it doesn't seem like a good idea to me. What does hers thinks me is going to do??? Tear it up like me does with all me other stuffed toys?? Why of course not!!! Me wouldn't ever do nothing like that. Me would just pull it up in me chair and snuggle up to it just like Baywee does, honest Mommy!!! Really me would just love it to pieces that's all.
Me thinks that it would be a very much better idea if hers gave it to me to cuddle up with and take naps with just like Baywee. This is not fair and me is very, very sure that in the Boxer Union Book there is something there about Mommy's needing to share all of thems stuffed toys with thems boxer puppys. Me is going to check into this. In the mean time me has to figure out how to get this blue donkey down from way up in the high place especially since me is not allowed on the grown up bed. After all if Baywee can have a blue donkey then me wants the one Mommy has.
Murphy (who wants a blue donkey too)
Murphy who is a little stir crazy

As you can tell Santa, me is only sniffing them nutcrackers and thats only cause Mommy said "Here Murphy, come look at these" Her never said me couldn't play with thems. Hers told me not to play with the stuffed ornaments on that Christmas tree, but never did her say not to play with them nutcrackers. Honest!!! Me sure wouldn't tell a lie this close to Christmas. How was me, a little boxer puppy, supposed to know it was against the rules??? It wasn't in the Boxer Union Book. Me is totally innocent
Santa please don't count this against me. Me really is a good boxer puppy and wouldn't want to do anything wrong this close to Christmans. Oh yeah and if you needs me list of what me wants for Christmas, here it is.
A new puppy bed, a dog sweater (to keep me warm when it's this cold outside), some new bones (the kind mommy gets at the grocery store) some new squeaky toys and thats all for now.
Murphy who didn't mean to eat the hat of the baker nutcracker.
PS me didn't mean to eat her left black clog just now either.
There is snow on me little nose and it's cold.
This snow don't got no smell to it but it's cold on me boxer nose.
Then Mommy took me to tha dog park to play with the other dogs in tha snow. There wasn't but two other little puppies there to play with and Mommy said me was playing to rough with them puppies. Here's the bestest part about today. Mommy broughted home a Christmas tree!!! Miss Pitty Pat say hers does this every year. Hers says that Mommy brings home a naked tree and then decorates it for Christmas. Hers also says that Santa also likes to see them decorated trees and leaves presents under the really pretty ones.
This is how them Christmas tree is decorated.

First your Mommy and Daddy has to go to tha Christmas tree place and pick out a tree. Thems looks for tha most beautiful and perfect tree thems can find. This is tha one that thems picked out. It still had snow on it when thems brought it home today. Mommy said it was not a dog toy.
Then you has to put it in a stand so it can stand up and then you puts a scarf around tha bottom of tha tree. And every good boxer will of course go over to tha tree and sniff it real good to make sure there aren't no bad things hiding in tha tree. Me thought me smelled a squirrel in there.
Mommy put some pretty lights on tha tree so you can see it in the dark. Again me has to sniff it to be sure everything is A OK. Me still smelled a squirrel but it could have been Miss Pitty Pat cause hers had been rubbing up on that tree.

Mommy put all these pretty decorations on da tree and said thems was NOT toys for boxers to play with. Humm me sees a couple of stuffed toys on that tree and everybody knows that stuffed toys are boxer toys.
Theres this one stuffed toy at the very top of tha tree that looks a little bit suspious. Miss Pitty says that this is Santa. Mommy says him is Santas helper and hims is watching us. And that is how you decorate a Christmas tree.
Murphy tha Christmas Puppy