Murphy


This is me blog and the story of all the misadventures of me & Bugs' life.


This is a picture of Mommy's human girl Tara and her little Rat Terrier Drew. Mommy says hims looks like an Aardvark cause of hims coloring and big ears. And hims wears clothes all the time too.
Here is Mr Drew again. Hims is 6 months old and only weighs about 4 pounds. Me thinks hims might be smaller than me friend Frogknot.
This Mommy holding that little Drew dog. Mommy says me wasn't that little when hers brought me home at 3 months old and this puppy is 6 months old. Her also said this is one sneaky little Rat Terrier. Hims would run up onto her lap and lay there and then reach up and nip her tummy. Me would never ever nip me Mommy!
This handsome old man is Max the Maxium Pup although Mommy says hims is no longer a puppy but an older gentleman of 11 which is 77 in dog year, but don't tell him he's a Senior Citizen. Max was Mommy's second Boxer. Her says we are marked the same except him is Boxer and something where me is Boxer and American Bulldog.




Then hers gaved to me a cute teeny, tiny Monkey to play with. Now isn’t that monkey just the cutest thing. Look at how me is giving it a boxer hug. There was only one little bitty problem. Me chewed it’s head off on Sunday morning and Mommy had to go pick up its stuffings in the yard before Daddy could mow.
After all these new toys, me came back inside to play with Daddy. Mommy tooked some pictures of me and Daddy playing. This will give you an idea of how me managed to make Daddy’s chair flip over. See this is what happens, Daddy will say “Murphy come here” and me jumps off the floor and lands square on hims chest and that’s what will flip hims chair over we found out.


Me didn't flip Daddy out of hims chair this time. And as you can see, me is still a teeny tiny lap puppy.
Today we did some yard work. Well actually Mommy and Daddy did tha yard work and me watched and laughed at them, just like Baywee says you have to do. Mommy went around and scooped strategically placed poop so Daddy could mow. Me doesn't think that Mommy and Daddy appreciate how much work and thought goes into placing the poop in all the right places. If thems did thems wouldn't always be picking it up. Me did learn one valuable lesson about laughing at your peoples. Thems don’t like to be laughed at and thems put me in tha outside kennel. Thems said it was to keep me safe but me knows it was to get even for laughing at them.
Me will have to write more about this weekend cause Mommy tooked lots of pictures and hers wants to post them all. MOMMYS!!!
Murphy
There is snow all over tha place. Me helped Mommy shovel off tha sidewalk to the hot tub this evening. And then me tried to find me toys that got lefted outside. Everything is covered in snow.
Me thinks there might be a bone under here somewhere.
This sure is cold on me little boxer nose.
Maybe me can talk Mommy into taking me for a walk.
Welcome Spring
Murphy
There are some very, very, very valuable lessons learned on Sunday Mornings. Me knows cause me was finding them out this morning. For some silly reason Mommy and Daddy likes to "sleep in" on tha weekend. What them is sleeping in me doesn't know but thems gets really cranky if you try to get them up to play to early. This is very confusing for a boxer puppy cause during the week thems gets up at undogly hours to go to the work places but on weekends thems doesn't.
Sometime during the night Mommy went into the spare bedroom to sleep cause Daddy was snoring really loudly. When hers does that me gets to get in tha bed with her and sleep. Now me knows the rules for sleeping with Mommy on these rare occasions and me follows them to a T. During the week there is no rules for waking Mommy up but on the weekend there is lots of them. Me founded out this morning through trial and error what some of them rules was.
1. Do not sit on Mommy anywhere!!! Hers is not really happy to wake up with a 90 # boxer
puppy sitting on her.
2.Do not lick or put a cold nose on Mommy anywhere!!!! Hers doesn't like to shocked awake by icy cold things.
3.Making whining noises, little barks or yips is generally not a good thing either, specially if you are looking right at her face.
4. Bringing toys to tha bed and trying to poke them into her face, under the covers or into her hand really makes her mad.
5. Biting her toes can get you banned from tha bed and tha bedroom so it's not a good idea
either.
6. If you wake Mommy up to go outside, you better go outside. Her is not in the mood to play silly Boxer games on the weekend mornings.
Me has a feeling there is more but me just hasn't stumbled on them yet. Now me is ready to go take a little dog nap. After all me has been up for 1 whole hour and me needs to rest. Trying to get Mommy up is hard work.
Murphy

Okay, what's in there making all of that noise??


Daddy calls this me Playmate Pet of the Month pose

This is how me birthday worked. Mommy and Daddy had to go to work cause thems has to earn money to feed all them hungry mouths in this house. Me is the hungriest mouth to feed cause me is still a growing puppy. Mommy wonders if when me will stop growing. Hers had me weighed at the vet and me weighs in at 87.8#. This is what me looks like at 1 year old. Me bets me dog mommy would never recognize me.
Me was giving Mommy all of me attention cause her had something that smelled really really good and me was pretty sure it was for yours truly, the birthday puppy. Mommy loves it when me looks like this. Her's says me is really handsome.
What is in that bag on the stove. That is where all the good food smell is coming from. Me thinks it could be me birthday hambugers. Me little mouth is just drooling in anticipation. Come on Daddy give it up to the Murphy Dog.
Notice how nice and round this wonderful basket ball is.
Me played and played and played with this new toy. Me chased it all over the back yard trying to get it into me mouth. Daddy was concerned that me wasn't going to be able to pick it up in me little boxer mouth. Me didn't want to disapppoint me Daddy so me worked and worked to get the basket ball in my little mouth. Me is proud to say that with much persistance me succeed in getting the ball in me mouth and it is no longer round.
Murphy 1, basketball 0 at the end of the game.
Me friend Baywee's mommy sented me mommy a link to get a jolly ball for me to play with. Hers is going to look into it. Me wouldn't mind having one of them toys made out of old fire hose and see how quickly me could chew that up.
Murphy (only 3 more days to me birthday)
Thems tried to make me feel better by giving me a fresh bone and buying me a new ball but who can gnaw on a bone or play with a ball like this me wants to know??? Besides me really didn't feel to good.
Murphy who is hanging his head in shame.
Doesn't them know this is where me goes to take a nap? Doesn't them know this is me private home? Doesn't them know me would never share it with a silly ole kitty? Not even Miss Pitty Pat. Here me is a convalescing puppy and needs to have me crate to go rest in and there is a kitty. Okay so they was going to take Lil to the vet and needed to be sure thems could find that silly kitty but did thems have to use me crate???
Murphy

This is the problem. Me tries really hard to be a good puppy and be trained to not jump on peoples but me gets so excited that me forgets to be a trained puppy. Like when we have company. It's the puppy's job to go meet and greet everybody. Me has to jump up to see who it is cause otherwise all me see is a row of knees. When that happens me has to go sniffing all them knees to figure out who tha company is. Then once me knows who tha company is me has to give them all big wet puppy kisses. This is the only polite thing to do.
The other thing Mommy wants me to be trained not to do is jump on her when we is outside playing. Mommy doesn't understand that part of being a boxer is running and jumping as high as me can in tha air. Me can't help it if her happens to be standing right there when me runs by and jumps up in tha air.
Getting this drivers licenses is going to be complicated. Me is going to be a year old a month from today. Me better get busy and be trained. We is going to training class tomorrow night so me will find out what else this training is all about and see if me can do it. Mommy and Daddy both say thems see some improvement in me behavior.
Murphy who wants a drivers licenses for hims birthday.