Hi Ya'll

This chere is Bugs and I wanted to dispell ya'll of the myth that my big bubba Murphy has been posting on this chere blog. Bubba Murphy don't have no clue that I'm about to take control of this chere keyboard with my little paws but I am and it's about time too! Cause ya'll see it' like this chere, me being a good ole dog from Texas, I have to stand up for myself cause ya'll know that bubba Murphy has a way of spinning a yarn and making it sound for real.

Take for instance that there yarn he spun a while back about me stealing my ma's reading spectacles. He had ya'll believing that I was just pure d mean and I'm not like that at all. See this chere is what happened. Pops left some of that there US Mail on tha counter in tha kitchen and I could have sworn there was some up there address to me, Mr Bugs E Doodle esq. and well ya'll can look at this chere picture of me and see my eyes aint what they should be, what with them there droopy eye lids. So I did what any self respecting pup would do, I went looking for them reading spectacles that ma leaves setting around all of the time. I found them things in tha den and scooped them up in my mouth along with tha piece of US Mail I thought was address to me and took it on out tha dog door into tha back yard where there were plenty of sunlight. I tired to get them there glasses on my snout but every time I did them things dropped right to tha ground. Do ya'll know how hard it is to try to pick them things up when ya don't have opposing thumbs? Yeah, I know, I have dew claws but them things is useless as them can be. Do ya see, in my attempt to ready my US Mail, my mouth crunchd down on them there reading spectacles and well ya'll saw tha picture bubba Murphy posted......it wasn't pretty at tall, but it was an assident.

Then there was tha time I dragged that cushion from tha sitting parlor out into tha back yard. All I wanted was a nice comfy spot to snooze in tha sun but no, Murphy had to pull his big bubba act and try to be tha boss of me. See if he hadn't grabbed holt to that cushion and tried to get it away from me tha stuffings wouldn't have never come out of it. See ya'll bubba Murphy aint as innocent as he would like ya'll to believe. He just has a way of looking really worried all tha time and it fools Ma and Pops into thinking he's tha good son when really if he wouldn't try to be tha boss of me and take things away form me none of these here assidents would ever happen.

So I'm hopin this here explanation helps clear up tha air for ya'll. Next time Bubba Murphy posts something for tha who world to read about me and it makes me sound like I aint up to no good, think to yourselves, "Is this something that sweet little southern pup would do? Or is it really Murphy trying to be tha boss of him?"

Bugs E Doodle esq