Sunday, January 27, 2008

This is to much!!!


Look what we has been banished to! Me and Bugs has been banished behind bars. Look how pitiful Bugs looks with hims little head stuck under tha gate and look how sad me looks just sitting there with them big brown eyes. All we want to do is sniff that ole Simon but this how we is treated. And what's Simon doing while we is looking so mistreated?? Hims is sittin on the dresser looking at us. This is him peering around the corner at us.

Sure hims looks all sweet and innocence but hims not.


And tha worsest part is ole Simon is livin it up on this big ole bed like hims was king of tha world. This just don't seem very fair to us. We can't even get on tha bed and this kitty has only been here a few days and hims has hims own bedroom with a big ole bed. Me and Bugs has to share our bedroom with Mommy and Daddy but not Simon. Simon says because hims is so beautiful, hims should have hims own room.

To add insult to injury that ole Simon went into our bedroom and tried out our beds!!! He got kitty stink all in my bed. Look at how comfy hims is in me bed. This is not fair me tells you!

He didn't get into Bugs but he sniffed it and that's just as bad cause it still puts kitty stink on tha bed.

If this continues me and Bugs has decided to take matters into our own paws. We aint sure what we is going to do yet but we is smart puppies and we will figger it out.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

It's been two days and we still haven't gotten close to that ole Simon kitty. We have gotten to see him through tha baby gate and everytime we do that silly kitty hisses at me and Bugs and runs under tha bed. Me don't think this is really very friendly of him, what do you think? Me thinks that if this darn ole kitty wants to be part of this family then hims needs to come out from under tha bed and let me and Bugs sniff him all over. How else is we going to get to know each other? Me don't know how cats get to know each other but we dogs need to sniff butts, even if thems is cat butts, so we know who we is dealing with.

Mommy is still sleeping with Simon too!!! What about us? What about me, her loyal boxer puppy, and Bugs? We would sleep in tha bed with her if hers would let us but no we has to sleep in our baskets while that ole kitty gets so snuggle up to our Mommy. This just don't seem fair at all. And to make matters worse, hers closes the door on us and won't let us into tha bedroom with her. What's a puppy to do?

More updates to come

Murphy

Thursday, January 24, 2008

What's a dog to do??

Me and Bug's life has just been turned upside down since last night!!! Last night Mommy replaced me and Bug's with a stinkin ole kitty! Can you believe it? No.....well we couldn't either. Hims is a 6 month old Siamese mix kitty. An to make things worse we can't even get close to the thing cause it hisses and spits and growls everytime we do. This ole cat aint nothin like Miss Pitty Pat was. Hers was a sweet kitty who liked to play with me. Mommy says we has to be nice cause hims is part of tha pack now. That's right another boy and just look at him sittin there on me and the Doodle Bugs couch all smug.

The worstest thing is that Mommy took this ole cat into tha spare bedroom last night and shut us out while hims got to sleep with her. Yep, hers is letting Simmon, that's hims name(Me can just hear it now, Simon says this and Simon says that, who cares what Simon says), sleeps with her. This is not fair at all!!! Me and Bugs don't get to sleep on tha bed with her. We has to sleep in our baskets on tha floor. What make this ole Simmon kitty thinks him is so special? We isn't sure we is happy about this.

Hims gets to walk and sit on the counter in her bathroom. Me and Bugs don't get to that. It don't make no difference that me and Bugs is way bigger than Simon, it's still not fair. Okay sure hims is cute and cuddley but so is us. Notice there are no pictures of us?

Our peoples says it will be a few more days before we all can be together. Thems says we has to give Simon (what a silly name) a few days to get use to us dogs. What's there to get use to? And what about us? Don't we need time to get use to a new kitty? Silly ole stinkin cat.

Murphy

Monday, January 07, 2008

Weather Permitting

This year instead of making any resolutions, or even thinking about making them, Mommy made a promise. Hers promised that hers would take us boys out for a walk every day weather permitted. Hers figured that if hers made a promise hers would be more inclined to keep it. This promise will benefit both of us and Mommy. Mommy would like to lose a ew few before hers goes home to VA for Miss O'livia's graduation and going for walks will help. Us boys get the exercise we need too, especially me. Me vet seems to think me is "fat" and needs to loose 10#. Personally me thinks hers is nuts. Me has the shape of a bull dog which is what me is part, American Bulldog that is. Me guesses me will humor tha vet.

Mommy made taking us dogs for a walk easier by buying a dual leash coupler. Hers said trying to walk both of us on two seperate leashes was not an easy thing to do. Me walks right by Mommy's side but that Bugs, being the inquisitive boy that he is, tired to pull Mommy all over the place so he could splore. She couldn't take just one of us boys without the other so hers didn't take either of us. With the coupler and a shorter leash, the we is less inclined to pulling Mommy and it seems to be helping Bugs to be teethered next to me. Only problem is that Bugs likes to go from one side of me to tha other. Hims can't make up hims mind which side to be on and that means tha leash gets hung up on me nubbin.

So far we've gone every day of this new year and we is looking forward to it as a new treat when Mommy comes home from work. Only thing, weather wasn't permitting tonight cause it snowed again. Me and Bugs was up for tha adventure but Mommy didn't want to go walking in tha snow.

Murphy