Bad son

Well that bad little bubba of mine has done it again. Hims stole half of one of our peoples hamburger steaks right off tha cutting board when Mommy lefted tha room for only a really short second. Me told that silly puppy this wasn't a good idean and that Mommy would notice right away, but hims said that if hims only ate half of tha patty hers wouldn't notice. WRONG!!!!!

Me ran upstairs where mommy was and snuggled right up next to her leg to let her know me was tha REALLY good son. Of course mommy didn't know why me was doing this and thought me was just missing her, that is until hers walked into tha kitchen and saw tha evidence on tha counter and Bugs hiding under tha table in tha dining room. Mommy was not happy to have half of her dinners eaten by a dog and daddy put that bad ole puppy into hims crate for a time out.

The only good thing that came out of this whole thing was me got the other half of tha hamburger steak. Ya can't tell me crime don't pay for tha good dog.

Murphy, who is always innocent.