July 30, 2005 A Fish Tale

Your mine now Mr Shark!!!!
Let go of my nose!!!!
I got it, I got it
Dadump Dadump Dadump


AHWOOOOOOOOO, AHWOOOOOOOOOO, GRRRRRR, GRRRR, ARF, ARF!!!!!!

Today we was attacked!!!! DADUMP DADUMP DADUMP It came out of the hot tub water place and it was huge!!! Mommy said it was a Great White Shark but only a little one and she ran and gotted her camera. It didn't look all that little to me that's for sure. That thing was ugggly!! And had huge choppers that was dripping and oozing saliva all over tha place and it was snarling and chomping it's huge tooths at me. Me was a brave boxer puppy and grabbed it off of the hot tub so it couldn't escape back to the deep waters and runned with it to the lawn where we fought for hours and hours. The whole time me brave Mommy was taking pictures. Me is sure me is going to be in the papers and the tabloids.
Well me and this shark fought and fought. First he'd be on top and then me would be on top and the whole time Mommy was saying "Get it Murphy!! Get it" Well me was trying as hard as me could to get the best of that thing. Finally me grabbed it by it's huge, big head and flung it high up in the air. Did you know that sharks can't fly??? Me neither cause it came back down and landed on me head. Me caught it in me little mouth and trotted off with it under a tree to fight somemore. Mommy must have thought it was safe cause she opened the door to go inside. When she did the shark escaped and flopped inside the house. It was horrible, Mommy was hollering for me to come inside and get the monster and me was trying but Miss Pitty Pat was in the way cause the hers thought that hers could kill it. NO WAY, that's me shark, me saw it first!!!! Grrrr
Then the shark gots into the living room and jumped up on the ottoman. Now how do you suppose that ole shark jumped? It don't have no legs. Me will have to figure that one out later. Anyway it was on the ottoman and was staring at me really mean and daring me to get it. It grabbed me by me short little boxer nose and was biting hard. Help, Help me can't breathe with a shark holding me by the nose. Me was getting scared and struggling and then me heard that ole Miss Pitty Pat. Hers was sitting on the sofa washing her face and laughing at me. Hers said, "You goofy dawg, that's not a for real shark. Why don't ya'll know a stuffed toy when ya'll see one?" (Her's a Southern Kitty Cat and hers talks with an accent). It was not a toy couldn't that cat see it had me by the nose???
Well me slung me head and that ole shark went flying through the air and landed up against the wall in the living room. That's when me got it again. This time me shook it and shook it till it just laid there. It wasn't trying to flop or jump or fly or nothin. Me thinks it finally died and me saved the family from certain death. Now it's safe to get back into hot tub. Me don't think them things comes back to life. And if you don't believe me Fish Tale Mommy took pictures so just look.

Murphy the Fisherdog