This is Murphy's Laws

Me is 7 months old and almost a grown up boy. This is tha thing, if me peoples can have rules that me has to follow why can't me have rules thems has to follow. It's time to start writing some new rules and regulations for me peoples. So this is going to be da first draft. Me is sure that this will change along the way when me thinks of new things that need to be made into Murphy's Laws for Humans. These rules aren't going to be in da handbook either, just like da Human's Rules for Boxers isn't in da handbook. Now where is them crayons???

• Boxers must have the best seat in the house. This is a most important Law cause me has to be positioned so me can see everything from da TV to the outdoors in case thems burglars coming me can hide if necessary. Buff Buff.
  
  
  

• Boxers have to have lots and lots and lots of toys and toys that squeak are even better. Now Mommy and Daddy are pretty good about making sure there is lots of toys to play with. Thems even bought me new toys on Saturday cause it was my 7th month day. Me loves me new squeaky lion. A whole basket full of toys is really good and a kitty thrown in is even better. Me loves kitties. And this brings us to the next important Law.
• Never leave da toys in da toy box. See if ya leave da toys in da toy box then Mommy wouldn't have nothin to do. Her job is to pickup da toys that me drags out and it's me job to drag them all back out before hers gets them in there. That 's the law.

• Boxers should never be left alone outside for more than 10 minutes. Da reason for this rule is because me gets really lonely when separated from me humans. It's much better to have at least one of them outside with me so they can play with me. Being left alone makes me very unhappy. Does that look a happy boxer face to you? No it is not a happy boxer face at all. Dis is the face of a little boxer left outside by himself while his peeps are inside eating da snacks.

• Having your own pet is really important. See Miss Pitty Pat is me own kitty kat. Hers is way fun to play with but you have to be really careful when you have a kitty for your very own pet. Deems like to hide in your toy box and pretend to be a toy and then when you try to play toss with it you gets into trouble. So if you is going to own a kitty kat be very careful you don't mistake it for a stuffed toy.

• Boxers must have lots of treats. This is very important!! Boxers need lots of treats and the best treats is off the plates of the Mommy and Daddy. Bones are good too but da best treats are cheese and peanuts especially if that's what Mommy and Daddy are eating. So da rule is this, If Mommy and Daddy is eating something then they have share it with Murphy. This also means that if thems has company for dinner that me gets treats from the guest too. ItÂ’s the only polite thing for da guest to do. Deem guests knew it was really important to feed me treats.

• Boxers must lay all over their peoples when they is in the middle of doing something important. This is a very good law. If me doesn't lay on me mommy when her is working on her lap top computer thingy or reading the news paper, then how is me supposed to get smart?
• Dig up the flowers and plants in the garden is really necessary. Since Mommy looks like hers is having so much fun digging holes in the ground to put flowers in, it is important for me to dig them up so hers can have more fun.
• Escorting Mommy to the bathroom is important boxer business. Me always goes with mommy to the bathroom. Me has to guard her in case her can't get out of the little water pool in there or her needs company.

Thems all the laws for now. Keep watching for more laws to be added. Me is sure there will be many more as me gets older.

Murphy