My Mommy is a crazy human. Don't tell her me said that, but her really is crazy. See this is what is happening. There is a blizzard going on outside........well it could be a blizzard for all me knows. Mommy took me outside to go potty and there was all this snow falling from tha sky just like tha last time only more. Me took off running trying to get away from this stuff falling from tha sky but it kept following me. There is no getting away from tha snow outside when it is falling from tha sky. Me finally decided that this was okay cause it was soft on me little boxer nose and it tasted good when me bited it from the sky. And it was lots of fun to chase around tha back yard. But that's not tha reason me mommy is crazy.
This is tha reason hers is crazy. Her's went in to tha house and took off all her clothes and put on her heavy bathrobe and went back outside in tha blizzard. THEN, hers took the cover off the hot tub place and got in it!!! Where is tha camera thingy when a puppy needs it? There hers was sitting in the wet place full of water with tha blizzard falling on her head. Now this does not make good boxer sense. Humans can do some of the silliest things. And them says we is dumb animals!!! Me has enough sense not to get into hot water and sit in tha blizzard. When hers finally got out of tha hot water place, hers bath robe was all covered in snow and was wet. This meaned hers had to go back in that house half dressed in her people skin in tha snow. The strangest thing was that hers was laughing and having a good time. At least Daddy had tha good sense not to go out in tha blizzard and get in the hot water place. Hims must be smarter than Mommy.
Murphy who has sense enough to come in out of tha blizzard.
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