He's done it now

Oh boy, oh boy, has that little bubba of mine done it now. Mommy came home from work and noticed that the bedroom door was opened and knew that there was going to be trouble. Hers looked out that new door and there in the backyard was an array of Daddy's things. Daddy was not happy at all either. Bugs had carried outside one of Daddy's tennis shoes, hims new leather belt, one of hims slippers (one that Mommy calls hims retard slipper) and two socks.

See this is what happens. Bugs likes to collect things. You could say hims is a collector dog. And hims likes to decorate tha yard too so you could also say hims is an exterior decorator as well. Bugs will just be walking through tha house and all of a sudden there it is, the most wonderfulest treasure ever, Mommy's clog, or a highlighter (hims likes to eat them), a stocking cap, a pillow, Daddy's show and that little fellow just can't help himself. Hims just has to snatch the prize and take it out into tha back yard to decorate.

Personally me thinks hims does a wonderful job of placing these prizes around tha yard. It's not every little dog that can take a tennis shoe or a clog and put it in just tha right place to make it art deco. Its really hard to take that retard slipper of Daddy's and make something artistic out of it but Bugysdoodle did it. Me was very, very impressed. And now that me thinks about it, it could be the highlighters are used for artistic expression as well cause there is some really pretty yellow, blue and pink spots in tha snow. Then after all that hard work along comes Mommy and picks it all up and brings it all back inside. It's a good thing Bugs don't take it personally and is willing to try again another day.

Murphy who has a realy artys Bubba