Me thinks Bugs has really done it this time and just two days before hims birthday too. This is not a good way to get McDonald cheeseburgers and ice cream if ya ask this Boxer.
Our peoples wented out for dinner and of course thems lefted us at home to guard things, at least that's what thems says. Personally me thinks thems just don't want to share thems dinner in a fancy place with us boys. Anyway, Bugs decided hims wanted to try hims paw at cooking dinner for us (we hadn't had no supper at tha time) so hims borrowed one of them cookbooks Mommy lefted on tha coffee table to see if hims could find a good recipe for us. Me was impressed cause me didn't know hims could read, much less be a gourmet puppy chef. Hims chose the Cajun Cookbook to use for our dinners.
It was a little hard for Bugs to read in tha den cause all of them lights was off and it was cloudy outside so there wasn't much more light in tha kitchen either so hims promptly tooked tha cookbook through tha dog door and out into tha back yard to read it. Hims gots a little rough with tha cover of tha book and tore of tha front and tha back by accident trying to turn tha pages. Then it started to rain really hard and it got tha book wet on top of everything else. Me told that little puppy that hims should get that book back inside before him got into really big trouble. The more hims tried to pick up tha book the worse it got. Then we heards tha garage door open and Bugs forgot all about bringing tha book inside cause hims wanted to go greet our peoples and see if thems had brought us any left overs. Thems didn't but thems did give us dinner right away.
Mommy looked tha back door and saw something laying on tha ground in tha rain and wented outside to see what it was and hers was not happy let me tell you! Not only had Bugs destoryed or at least partially destoryed a book, hims had destroyed a book that hers had borrowed from tha liberry. Hers has scolded that puppy and told hims dogs couldn't read or cook and now if hers can't repair tha book hers is going to have to pay for it.
Me sure is glad me isn't in that puppy's paws right now and it being so close to hims birthday, not to mention that Christmas is only 4 1/2 months away. Me will have to have a serious big brother to little brother talk to hims.
Murphy, the really really good son
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