Terrible Twos

Ya say it's your birfday, it's me birfday to. Woof woof woof!!!! It's me birfday and me is now two years old. Okay so it's a few hours til it's offically me birfday but me is celebrating starting now!!
Mommy just did a test (http://www.dogage.com/) on how old me is in people years and the answer is 11.3 years old, so me isn't quite a teenager yet. Darn, no drivers license yet.

Mommy says that actually me is heading into tha "terrible twos". Her says that in human babies this is when that baby starts testing them wings. Thems goes around saying "no" all of tha times and getting into stuff. Me has been testing tha waters and mommy and daddy's authority for tha last year and it's been rough. Me sure hope tha "terrible twos" don't make it worse. Me likes being tha good son and Bugs being tha incorrigible son. Ya know now that me thinks about it, everytime me has growled at Daddy it's been me way of saying "no" me don't want to do that. Wonder if being in me terrible twos" will make a difference in how hims reacts if me forgets and growls at him. Me don't mean no harm, it's just me way of saying NO.

Now getting back to me birfday.........Mommy is bringing home cheeseburgers and custard from MickeyD's for me dinner tomorrow night. Only problem is me has to share this wonderful treat with Bugs and it isn't even hims birfday. Me hope hims don't get no present too!!! That wouldn't be fair at all. If Mommy can get tha camera thingy in time to take pictures we'll post them here. Me sure hopes there is a candle in tha custard for me to blow out!!!

Murphy tha birfday boy

PS, Cassie's mom, Sasha's mom, Bailey and Frogknot's mom, Spike's Mom, Tyson's mom and Drew's mom, since we can't all be together to have a birfday party, let your puppies have cheeseburgers and custard to help celebrate me birfday.

A couple of things

First off, me is feeling very much better. Thank you Cassie for your concern and your Mommy's prayers. Me doesn't know what was wrong but me sure did feel bad. It's a good thing that my little bubba Bugs was smart enough to post on me blog so all me friends would know where me was.

2nd, Guess what came in tha mail for me?? A birfday card and it was addressed to me and eberything. Mommy scanned it to her computer so me could show all me friends. Isn't a beautiful card??? Of course that isn't a picture of me but it's still a very beautiful card. Humm the dog on tha card looks suspiciously like one of them little corgis that lives two doors down from us. Me wonders if hims works at the pet insurance place.

It's not me birfday yet. Me has to wait until Thursday to get presents, cheeseburgers and custard from McDonalds. Mommy says to be fair hers will get Bugs some cheeseburgers and custard from McDonalds too. Me will be 2 years old and not a puppy anymore. Mommy says me will be a grown up fellow even though me will probably always act like a puppy. Me is just wiggling all over with anticipation. Wonder what me will get for me birfday.

Murphy who is feeling very much better

Murphy don't feel so good

This is Bugsadoodle filling in for Murphy. This here puppy is worried about his big bubba ya'll. Murphy don't feel so good, hims has even thrown up a couple times today. Mommy thinks hims might have a cold or maybe tha flu and hers is very concerned. Mommy tooked tha day off and it's a good thing cause hers was able to keep an eye on him. Murphy has moped around and laid around all tha live long day. Hims didn't eat no breakfast or dinner either. The only thing that got my bubba excited was going for a car ride with all of us to get dinner, then hims was hanging hims head out tha winda with hims ears flapping in tha breeze. Now poor Murphy is snuggled up to Mommy sleeping now. Hers won't even let me play with Murphy either so that means me has to lay around and sleep too.......boring!!!

Bugs, who wants his big bubba back to play with

Happy Valentines Day Ya'll

Me and Bugs just want to tell everybody (as Bugs a Doodle would say)

Happy Valentine's Day Ya'll

We is excited cause Mommy and Daddy is going to spend Valentine's Day night with us, their valentine puppies. Mommy is going to fix a special dinners for us all (we get the T-bones from tha steaks) and Daddy has already brought home flowers for Mommy, her very favorite kind too.........tulips.

The other good thing about Valentines Day is it's only 15 days until me 2nd birfday. ARF ARF ARF!!! Me can have McDonalds Cheeseburgers and Ice Cream!!!

Happy Valentine's Day

Your Valentines Murphy and Bugs

Bugs at tha keyboard

Hi Ya'll, this here is the Bugsadoodle pawing at tha keyboard. Murphy is snoozing and snoring on the sofa so me thought it would be fun to post on hims blog. First off me wants to say that little ole me is NOT tha rogue my bubba Murphy is trying to make me out to be. Murphy just wants everybody to think hims is the good puppy and me is tha bad puppy. Hims even tells me that our peoples is going to take me back to Texas cause me is so bad. Of course me knows better cause me knows Mommy and Daddy loves me cause me is sooooo cute. Besides Mommy calls me hers "little man" so hers wouldn't dream of taking me back to Texas.

And me doesn't steal things either. Me just likes to have things that belongs to Mommy and Daddy with me all of tha times. That's why me carries out the Mommy's clogs, her glasses, her little elephant trinket and a wine glass as well as Daddy's retard sleeper, hims belt, shoe and socks. Besides thems looks pretty sitting around tha yard. The only problem is that Mommy keeps going outside and bring all tha stuff back inside and putting it back where it belongs. Of course then me has to go find new things to exterior decorate with. Me is hoping some day that Southern Doghouse Living will want to come do a whole big spread on how well me can exterior decorate.

So this here is me story and me is sticking to it.

Bugs

He's done it now

Oh boy, oh boy, has that little bubba of mine done it now. Mommy came home from work and noticed that the bedroom door was opened and knew that there was going to be trouble. Hers looked out that new door and there in the backyard was an array of Daddy's things. Daddy was not happy at all either. Bugs had carried outside one of Daddy's tennis shoes, hims new leather belt, one of hims slippers (one that Mommy calls hims retard slipper) and two socks.

See this is what happens. Bugs likes to collect things. You could say hims is a collector dog. And hims likes to decorate tha yard too so you could also say hims is an exterior decorator as well. Bugs will just be walking through tha house and all of a sudden there it is, the most wonderfulest treasure ever, Mommy's clog, or a highlighter (hims likes to eat them), a stocking cap, a pillow, Daddy's show and that little fellow just can't help himself. Hims just has to snatch the prize and take it out into tha back yard to decorate.

Personally me thinks hims does a wonderful job of placing these prizes around tha yard. It's not every little dog that can take a tennis shoe or a clog and put it in just tha right place to make it art deco. Its really hard to take that retard slipper of Daddy's and make something artistic out of it but Bugysdoodle did it. Me was very, very impressed. And now that me thinks about it, it could be the highlighters are used for artistic expression as well cause there is some really pretty yellow, blue and pink spots in tha snow. Then after all that hard work along comes Mommy and picks it all up and brings it all back inside. It's a good thing Bugs don't take it personally and is willing to try again another day.

Murphy who has a realy artys Bubba

Where's my house?

Well this is a fine how do you do!!! Yesterday Mommy and Daddy got this hair brained idea to rearrange tha den. Thems locked me and Bugs outside and thems went to work changing things around. First thems moved our love seat, then thems moved our chair and to make matters even worse thems moved our houses. Me and the Doodlebug finally gots to come back inside to find nothing where we is used to having it.

Me went directly to where me house had been and in it's place is a table and a bunch of plants on tha floor in front of tha table. What's up with that?? The TV is where the love seat was and our chair is now by tha fireplace but the ottoman is gone. Now we don't minds having our chair next to tha fireplace cause now we can enjoy the warmth of tha fire but no ottoman?? Now only one of us can sleep in that chair at a time. And where is my house?

It seems that Daddy thought it would be a really good idea for hims to move me house over next to Bugs house. See Daddy put me house next to the wall in tha place where Bugs house had been cause it was bigger. Then hims put Bugs house next to my house. Him's thought it would be easier for us to go to our crates when we was being bad. Easier for who is what I want to know??? Me and Bugs is confused. Me keeps going to the corner where me house has been for almost two year and find plants. Bugs goes into the house that's now on the spot hims house was and gets told to come out cause it's not hims house.

All the time Mommy and Daddy are patting themselves on tha back saying "this is really nice" and "tha room works so much better this way". Works for who is what we wants to know? And nice for who?? Not me and Bugs, we liked things the way the was. We don't like it and don't think its nice at all.

A very confuse Murphy and Bugs

Happy Groundhog Day

Tomorrow is Groundhog Day and maybe tha weather will change for tha better. See Groundhog Day is where tha groundhog comes out of hims hole and looks to see hims shadow. If hims sees it then we gets 6 more weeks of bad weather and if hims doesn’t then Spring is right around tha corner. Me’s not real sure what a groundhog is but that’s one pretty smart groundhog if ya asks me. Hims even has a name, it's Punxsutawney Phil. Me sure hopes hims don’t see no shadow cause me is tired of all this snow.

If Candlemas be fair and bright,

Winter has another flight.

If Candlemas brings clouds and rain,

Winter will not come again.

This is 7 weeks in a row that we have had snow. We may never ever see the back yard again cause there is so much snow back there. Mommy said that ever since we gots tha Doodlebug it’s snowed. Bugs came to live with us Thanksgiving Weekend and it snowed tha very next weekend December 3rd. That snow had almost all gone away when we got’s the Christmas Blizzard and it’s been snowing every week since.

I think Mommy has this idea that it’s Bugs fault all this snow is coming but me don’t see how hims can be responsible for this white stuff. Daddy said maybe thems ought to send him back to TX where hims came from. Maybe then the snow would stop. Me sure hopes thems is kidding (me is pretty sure thems is) cause it would be a really lonely place around here with out my little poopyhead puppy bubba. Naw......thems loves hims too so that little boy isn't going no place.

Murphy who is ready for spring.